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Colbert Nation Show Suggestions about The Gulf


Posted: 07-17-2011 8:09 PM

“CONGRATULATIONS, [fill in the blank] …um…Stephen Colbert. You have been chosen to have an exclusive interview with our team of experts: [fill in the blank]…um…Dr.Michael Robichaux, Dr. Wilma Subra (GASLAND), Cherri Foytlin (WALKED from New Orleans to Washington to raise awareness) and/or me…(yeah…what the heck…I’LL do it) Fritzi Presley regarding the ongoing struggles of [fill in the blank]

…um…the SICK PEOPLE IN THE GULF OF MEXICO.

For your contribution to our effort, you will receive {fill in the blank}..um…a FREE TICKET TO HEAVEN. I have {fill in the blank]…um…CONNECTIONS.

IT’S NOT OVER DOWN HERE…NOT BY A LOOOOOOOONG SHOT!!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU’VE HEARD!!!! Sea life is destroyed, some ailing, some deformed…unborn dolphins, aborted, washed up by the hundreds in the Spring. Beach workers, fishermen, residents…are SICK from the mixture of oil and dispersants, dumped on us for months. When I say "sick”, I mean…inordinate amounts of miscarriages, abscesses, sepsis, skin lesions, respiratory issues, rashes…what sympathetic scientists are calling…”the Blue Plague"…an’ NO HEALTH CLAIMS were honored by Feinstein…none…not the first one…they "lost the paperwork”. …Bein’ that YOU have a SOCIAL CONSCIENCE an’ are ENVIRONMENTALLY AWARE…we picked YOU to bug ’til we get on YOUR SHOW. No book to tout, no ulterior motives. THE TRUTH needs to be KNOWN…AMERICA HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW…HELP US HONOR THEIR RIGHT TO DO SO! (There’s a heaven ticket in it for ya’)”

Fritzi Presley

MAN!! WE’VE GOTTA GET THE WORD OUT…THE GULF’S STILL BROKEN…

4 July 2010, Media Attention Missing Since

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